BREAKING · LIVE FROM PATAGONIA

COVID-19

HAVID-26

THE NEW PANDEMIC · NOW ON SOLANA

Under indefinite quarantine since 2020. The memes never got off.

OUTBREAK UPDATES

// CONFIRMED ACTIONS

Send Milei some food in exchange of a virus lab in Patagonia
WHO declares HAVID-26 "super real for sure"
Symptoms: pump fever, jeet shakes, FOMO sweats
Vaccine: just buy more bro
Dr. Faucis: "Looks bullish, recommend buying more"
Ron-DeSantis vetoes HAVID, dump anyway

Milei and Trump shaking hands — 🥩 deal closed

Dr. Faucis at a press conference — patient zero

DR. FAUCIS: "Looks bullish"

pepe-tient zero
much virus wow
survivor 2026
trollface MD
patient squeak
spreadin' joy
patagonia deal

HOW TO INFECT YOURSELF

PUMP.FUN DOSE PROTOCOL

4 SIMPLE STEPS
TO GET HAVID

1
GET PHANTOM WALLET
or any Solana wallet you trust
2
FUND WITH SOL
$5 minimum dose
3
COPY THE CONTRACT
4
BUY ON PUMP.FUN
before symptoms appear

▶ INFECT YOURSELF · BUY $HAVID

not financial advice. just a virus. dyor.

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